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Thursday, September 29, 2011

Just For Laughs

They say the laughter is the best medicine. Of course, the idea comes from the Bible, "A merry heart does good like a medicine: but a broken spirit dries the bones." (Proverbs 17:22)

Today I was going through some old emails and came across something that brightened my day. So I'd like to share it here with you.

Proverbs From the First Grade
A first grade teacher collected well-known proverbs. She gave each kid in the class the first half of the proverb, and asked them to fill in the rest. Here's what the kids came up with:

- Better to be safe than... punch a 5th grader.
- Strike while the... bug is close.
- It's always darkest before... daylight savings time.
- Never underestimate the power of... termites.
- You can lead a horse to water but... how?
- Don't bite the hand that... looks dirty.
- No news is... impossible.
- A miss is as good as a... Mr.
- You can't teach an old dog... math.
- If you lie down with dogs, you... will stink in the morning.
- Love all, trust... me.
- The pen is mightier than... the pigs.
- An idle mind is... the best way to relax.
- Where there is smoke, there's... pollution.
- Happy is the bride who... gets all the presents.
- A penny saved is... not much.
- Two is company, three's... The Musketeers.
- None are so blind as... Helen Keller.
- Children should be seen and not... spanked or grounded.
- If at first you don't succeed... get new batteries.
- You get out of something what you... see pictured on the box.
- When the blind lead the blind... get out of the way.
- There is no fool like... Aunt Edie.
- Laugh and the whole world laughs with you. Cry and... you have to blow your nose.

Have a joyful and blessed day!

1 comment:

  1. Kids just say the funniest things, don't they?! Thanks for the laughs!:)